the15hundred

Fuckin’ knew it.

(via: istanton)

Finally. Something that combines two of my favorite things.

I work at a hotel, probably the nicest one in Richmond.

Last night I dreamed that the front of the hotel looked like a Food Lion. The front lobby was full of sketchy immigrants and foreginers, it looked like a scene out of Indiana Jones. HR walked up to me, dressed like a homeless person as usual. Dude had on so many layers. I told him Bad Brains was my favorite band of all time. He hugged me and said “Thanx for your support over the years.” He was at the hotel to do his laundry, which he had two giant bags of.

I woke up confused as hell.

I don’t understand it, but I love it. Shouts out to @DavidJaycox and @BROOKLYNRUSSELL for putting me on to this.